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When you wanted to go to go-kart camp but end up wrist deep in the Perkisystem.
I thought I’d done this before, but turns out it’s just nearly identical to some early pooperty from @baerlicbrewing 🥤
Because when you can parody a beer that failed within a year and was promoted by a standing president’s famously drunk brother, you have to do it.