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What do you mean you aren't a fucking cat person? How can anyone not be a cat person.
Back to normal... But not
If this was a black guy he'd be dead.. but he's a MAGA hat wearing redneck white guy so he was able to walk out and is now eating a cheese burger and shagging his dog.
Trump should be clapped in irons and tried for treason!
Who had Charlton Heston overselling and humanity being enslaved to hyper intelligent ape people before we are all vaporised.
A first class suite aboard the Titanic cost £870 (£100 000 in today's money) .. more than half the passengers died... Froze to death or drowned, or drowned and froze to death. The grotesque story in the film being The metaphor of the Rubinesque old money dowager, (about to wed a new money studmuffin) ; Rose not allowing her idealistic, optimistic, new world, broke as shit side peice on her raft.. then at the end she tossed the item of jewellery That would have set Jack up for life .. it more than likely finally meet it's rest by what remained of him after the cold water and sharks were finished with him..( In reality no evidence exists that the old money or the nouveau Riche ever ever saw the working working class stiffs on board) ... I'm trying to work a clever metaphor that compares where we are as a culture, as a species and that... Unsuccessfully.. The fact that we are living in the nadir of human civilization... A seemingly unending bubble of reality TVs horseshitfuck-tainment day after - morbidly unsurprisingly, hangover-vomit burp-day .. year after stagnant year. the fact that the fate of the world rests upon which, of two, out of touch, geriatric, cornbread millionaire, horror versions of an Elmer Fudd cartoon gets to mushroom tattoo us to death for the next four years and the fact that we hope for one over the other shows us that the US is a failed state, on a planet of failed states The end of the world Instagram-ed and checked and double checked by the gurning mutated talentshow reject to see how many of the small cadre of entitled mouth breathing fans "liked" their meaningless post.. and even as the smart phone explodes in their hand they'll still like a shit post of a politician or Z list celebrity they don't like or fat shame a lassy that was famous in the 90s.. all the while the small group ancient cenobites that truly run the world, and benefit from our suffering, who have funneled dogshit into every aspect of your life for the past 6decades; are rubbing their bellies at the meal to come. Watching us all dogging our selves shitless while we beg for scraps off of a table we built but they never intended us to see let alone beg from..
Catch it trap it have a potnoodle.
(Sean Connery); shouldn't have made it. Big Tam was born fucked, same as a few other contemporary Scottish icons I could mention... A taciturn bloke from my part of the world. From exactly.. my part of the world. No different from any one, anywhere who lived off of hope and train smoke. We in Scotland looked up to him because he came from - shoveling shit up hill both ways country- he never lost his love of home, never gave up his indignation and foaming anger at the cards he and his parents were dealt (by our masters 700 miles south) upon his birth. Firmly belived in the sovereignty of his people. The working class snob in the few of us that are left, revered big Tam and still do. Big Tam lived and died in wealth (a wealth he gained with a -fuck you- attitude to the end if his days)and self belief. Never forget the earth and water you are born to.. never let anyone tell you that you are not good enough, or that you don't "get it" whether it's your place of birth, race religion, ethnicity.. whether your spiritual, not spiritual.. Bird in the air, like Stone Xold and chin up!.. cos fuck em! God Speed Sean.
I'm no oil painting but...
bottle of dry red,, strong cheese, pissing rain and sololoquy... The thing about this particular dead bloke is, that when spoken; inspite of all the flowery metaphor and rhyme and meter and sweaping poetry .. Shakespeare still sounds like the speaker is making it up as they go along..... unless I'm doing it wrong, which is a definitely possibility..
#covid_19 #black #BLACKLIVESMATTER #spirituality #staythefuckathome #listentothedoctor I gotta say a lot of people have either morbidly short memories or have no earthly clue about the modern history of the bloody planet! All these pathetic morons protesting the public health measures being reintroduced with phrases like"they are taking away our freedoms!" have no idea of the freedoms you have!! you really need to STFU and have a wee think!! We live in a world where people of colour are summarily executed by the police in the US ... where black and biracial parents have to have "The Talk" with their kids so they don't get shot to death by a policeman on their way home from school! or an entire block of flats can go up in smoke the inhabitants burned alive in their beds and UK government still has not dispensed any sort of justice to the victims.. predominantly people of colour and the working poor... where institutional racism is rampant and has always been. A world where Apartheid in South Africa (that's institutional segregation and race-based oppression and violence for those of you who can't be arsed reading!) only ended in 1993!! We live in a world where 80 years ago millions and millions of people, men, women and children were rounded up and gassed to death because of their ethnicity, sexuality or religion, and even education. So don't come to me with... "They are taking away our freedoms" when all that is actually happening is that medical professionals (Who are risking their lives to treat the sick) and a world-renowned epidemiologist are telling you to cover your mouth and nose with cotton bloody medical masks and to wash your bloody hands every now and then... and, you know have some tiny little momentary care for your fellow man!! Get a damned grip! then we might get out of this!! GET TAE FUCK!!
#dracula #covid pain in the arse
But wash your hands first. #carpediem #hangover